selfish steam store

Featuring fine hand-made (or at least handled) goods that relate somehow to me or things I create. For now, shipping is a flat $3 per item. That goes for the 6-pack of books too, so what a deal! More pictures and details to come.

orcaskine vols. 1-6

The first 150 Orcaskine strips in printed form in collections of 25. $5 a pop or $20 gets you all six.

Quantity

Single Volume $5.00 Six Volumes $20.00

specify #1-6 (for single volumes)

hand-crocheted orcas

Salem's finest Emily Senter made these awesome buddies. Comes with a genuine certificate of authenticity and moveable eyebrows. $25.

bognor's breatharian

Musical CD I recorded, designed and hand-screened in 2008. $5 for the real deal, MP3 download available here.

my love

$1000 is all it takes to get me to hang out with you for an entire day (has to be a day off) and pretend you're the best one. I might even kiss you in public, on the lips.